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Brain Cancer Fartin' Sparkles Soy Candle
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
- 9oz / Amber / Christmas Warmth - $22.99
- 9oz / Amber / Cinnamon Vanilla - $22.99
- 9oz / Amber / Coconut Cream + Cardamom - $22.99
- 9oz / Amber / Unscented - $22.99
- 9oz / Amber / White Sage and Lavender - $22.99
Brain Cancer Fartin' Sparkles Soy Candle
PRODUCT DETAILS
| 9oz | |
|---|---|
| Diameter, in | 2.87 |
| Height, in | 3.50 |
These novelty candles are made to spark laughs and create a cozy atmosphere. Available in 9oz, each candle features the same bold and hilarious label: “A wicked mix of peppered passionfruit… and one bold toot of justice.” While the label stays the same, the scents vary—so be sure to let your recipient know what you are actually giving them!
Choose from five fun fragrances (or go unscented for the stealth mode experience):
• Christmas Warmth
• Cinnamon Vanilla
• Coconut Cream and Cardamom
• White Sage & Lavender
• Unscented
Whether you want to light up the holidays, calm your senses, or prank a friend, these candles are perfect for any vibe. Each candle is made with a 100% natural soy wax blend and a cotton wick, poured into an amber glass jar for an extra touch of ambiance.
Product Highlights:
• 100% natural soy wax blend
• 100% cotton wick
• Amber glass jar adds a warm glow
• Available in 9oz sizes
• Assembled in the USA with globally sourced parts
• Complies with ASTM safety standards
• All scents have the same creamy wax color
Add a little humor and a whole lot of fragrance to your space—or give the gift of a bold toot of justice.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Returns Policy
Due to the nature of our products, we do not accept returns, as this would increase processing and delivery times. However, if your item arrives damaged or defective, we will gladly offer a replacement or refund. Please contact us at support@johnvsgbm.com within 30 days of receiving your order to initiate a resolution.
Shipping
All of our products are made to order, which may result in slightly longer processing times before shipping. We appreciate your patience and strive to get your order to you as quickly as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive tracking information to monitor its progress. If you have any questions about your shipment, feel free to reach out to us.
CUSTOMIZATIONS
Customizations
We offer custom products on almost all of our designs. If a product is marked with customization, please make sure to click the Enquiry button and provide details of your request. We will ensure your customization is completed at no additional cost.